Father’s Day this year had all the usual suspects—family, food, and a flurry of “Happy Father’s Day” messages—but also a few new twists that made it stand out. Here’s the recap from the Dad’s-eye-view:

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Family Greetings: The Modern Medley

• In person: Two kids, now in the same city, delivered their best wishes face-to-face—always a treat.
• Remote: Another kid texted (he’d visited the day before, so he gets partial credit).
• Combo platter: The youngest offered a text/phone hybrid greeting. Due to half the family being present during her call, her full “Father’s Day” enthusiasm was politely restrained. (I’m saving up for the encore performance.)

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Highlight Reel: Dad’s Day Moments

1. The Double-Fly Clap of Legend

With my son as witness, I pulled off an Olympic-level “clap” maneuver—taking out two flies at once.

• No fly swatter, no problem: Just raw dad reflexes and an innate sense for dramatic timing.
• Aftermath: Flies disposed of, hands scrubbed, and my son reminded that Dad’s still got it.
• Flies’ perspective: Worst Father’s Day gift ever.

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2. The Men’s Choir: Not Quite the Tenors

At church, all the men got a front-row seat in the choir area.

• Songs sung: Zero, unless you count my “joyful noising” (which the congregation might not).
• Dress code: Just face forward at an awkward angle—wide shoulders are a blessing and a curse.
• Practice required: None, unless you count my wife noticing my unorthodox posture.

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3. Wicker Assembly: Dad vs. The Allen Wrench

Outdoor furniture assembly—round two, or, more accurately, round two out of four.

• Muscle strain: Apparently, the Allen wrench is mightier than the sword…and my lower back.
• Recovery time: Longer than it used to be, but I still have two chairs left (and plenty of excuses).
• Note to future self: Next time, consider a nap before assembly.

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4. Grandpa Duty: The Sleep Whisperer

After grilling chicken and enjoying dinner, I settled into my most important role—grandpa.

• Game night: The rest played “Exploding Kittens” while I deployed my legendary baby-rocking skills.
• Battle of wills: Granddaughter resisted, but ultimately surrendered to sleep, confirming my status as the Baby Whisperer (Retired, but still active).

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Looking Ahead: Future Traditions

• More grandkids? Bring them on—there’s always room for another lap.
• Father’s Day traditions: If assembling wicker furniture is required in the future, I’ll propose that as my only contribution (with a generous side of supervision).

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Here’s to Father’s Days that are the same, but a little different, every year—just the way I like them.