The Grey-Parenting Manifesto: All the Joy, None of the 2 A.M.s

Ellie has been with us for nine months now, and as her 30-hour-a-week “intern,” I’ve become an expert in her particular brand of chaos. We’ve moved past the “laying on a mat” phase—which lasted roughly eleven minutes—and bypassed tummy time entirely. Now, we are firmly in the Beeline Phase.

If I’m holding an apple, she’s coming for it. She’ll spot it from across the room and begin a determined crawl—the kind that says, I have a destination and you are in my way. Somewhere in the approach is a binky-muffled petition for a bite.

Since she has no teeth, “eating” is a generous term. She presses her lips against a peeled slice and creates an impressive vacuum seal to extract the juice. Her expression the entire time says, Of course you want to share this with me.

The House Patrol

When she isn’t hunting fruit, she’s on patrol. Ellie is curious to a fault—the kind of curiosity that assumes every drawer, cabinet, and doorstop is hiding a state secret. She wants to hold my fingers as we walk through the house to visit her favorite “stations.”

If there is a doorstop in my den, it must be strummed like a fine Stradivarius. It’s the same expression she gives the piano: I want on that bench, and I have opinions. When she reaches the one door that’s always closed, she studies it carefully. She concludes I am definitely hiding something and files a formal complaint with her eyes.

The fact that she drags me along for all of it, I’ve decided, is the whole point.

The Great Parenting Amnesia

Watching her hit these milestones has triggered a specific type of grandparent guilt: I have absolutely no memory of my own four children doing any of this.

If you asked me when my kids started crawling, I’d tell you, “Uh… before they started driving?” I have no recollection of their first words or their eating habits. Did they burp? Probably. They’re alive now, so I assume they were fed.

Whenever my adult children catch me staring at Ellie in wonder and ask, “Dad, don’t you remember me doing that?” I look them dead in the eye and say, “Of course I do. I was just testing you.”

In reality, I’m blank. I have the converted MiniDV files sitting on a Google Drive to prove I held the camera, but it feels like someone else handled the first ten years of their lives while I was busy worrying about the mortgage.

The High Chair Tactical Maneuver

Feeding Ellie is not a meal; it’s a structural engineering problem. Her mother is far more tolerant of “free-eating” than I am. My strategy is a pincer movement: sneak spoonfuls of yogurt in while she self-navigates an animal cracker (or “koo-kwee”).

It rarely goes to plan.

If she decides the yogurt isn’t for her, she ejects it. If I try to catch the spill, she blocks it with an incoming cracker. The result is a yogurt-based adhesive that bonds dissolving crumbs to her face, the tray, and my sleeve. Cleanup is a battle. The second I remove the tray, she conducts a frantic audit of her bib’s crumb pocket to see what survived. Between her constant movement and a deep-seated hatred of the washcloth, cleaning her is a four-man job currently handled by one sweaty grandpa.

Why I’m All In

We moved to Oklahoma knowing grandparenting was on the horizon. With our daughter and son-in-law navigating career and education changes, the math solved itself: a volunteer grandpa is cheaper, closer, and—if I may say so—better.

“Grey-parenting” isn’t the same as parenting, and that’s the beauty of it. We handle the bottles, the bibs, the “good poopies,” and the doorstop concerts. But the 2 a.m. wake-up calls? Those go back to the professionals.

If thirty-ish hours a week is the price of getting a second pass at the magic I was too distracted to notice the first time around, that’s not a sacrifice. It’s a pretty good deal—even if it means surrendering the occasional apple.

The Grass is Greener (When Someone Else Mows It)

As a homeowner for a number of years, I’ve done my share of mowing — push mowers, riding mowers, and as a kid, one with a turn radius so bad I had to convince myself it was a feature. With nearly two decades of Ohio lawns behind me, I still never managed the perfectly straight lines required to meet the standards of certain people I am married to.

Moving through Texas and Oklahoma over the last two decades, I’ve made my peace with the regional grasses — or at least stopped taking them personally. It doesn’t really matter if I have a beef with St. Augustine or Bermuda. Unless I want a yard full of wildflowers that the HOA would ban before they even bloomed, the grass has to get cut.

In Texas, I pushed a mower nearly every week and convinced myself I was good at it. St. Augustine has wide, flat blades that sprawl over the sidewalk and turn a “quick trim” into a full, sweat-soaked hour. Eventually, I had a moment of clarity: someone else could do this for money. I wasn’t great at trimming. I was worse at small-engine maintenance. And paying a crew for the season meant the yard got mowed while we were on vacation, without me making frantic calls and getting the “We don’t take temporary clients” rejection.

Oklahoma brought new grass and new logistics. Last year’s guy was ideal — $50 every two weeks, Venmo payment, maybe one conversation a month. Rain delay? We bumped the schedule. He went on vacation? Same. It was the perfect No Contact relationship: professional, low-maintenance, mutually beneficial. We understood each other completely and had almost no reason to speak.

He retired from the side hustle this spring — full-time fireman, finite Saturdays — and handed me three names on the way out. One was eliminated immediately for insisting on mowing every seven to ten days. Bermuda doesn’t grow that fast, and honestly, neither does my budget. The remaining two came down to one variable: the spring scalping charge. Bermuda grows low enough that a proper start to the season means shaving it down close to the dirt to clear out last year’s dead thatch. Both guys charged to scalp; one was discounted. That was the whole decision.

There was, however, one new wrinkle: my son. He recently bought a house on the street directly behind ours, and he has determined — much earlier in life than I did — that mowing is not for him. Whether this is genuine wisdom or a defense of his programming hands against mower vibration is still under debate. Either way, we were choosing together, which meant I had a co-signer on whatever call we made.

We will discuss the final decision tonight when he comes over for dinner. To scalp or not to scalp? Having gotten the scalp for the same $50 bi-weekly fee last year, I am hesitant pay extra. However, my bot friends say it is a good idea. Whatever happens, my son and I are going to get this decision done.

And if he decides to spend part of that Saturday installing a new ceiling fan for his dad, I’m certainly not going to argue with him.

The Head Wag

The whole family has been captivated lately by Ellie’s newest trick. As she prepares to trade crawling for the brave new world of walking, we are bracing for an onslaught of milestones. But for now, we are obsessed with the “Head Wag.”

It started a few weeks ago: a rhythmic, sideways nod that defies easy explanation. To the limited comprehension of the adults in the room, the cause remains a mystery. However, Ellie is a generous performer. If we provide a bit of encouragement—usually by making fools of ourselves with our own awkward head wags—she rewards us with an encore. Sometimes, just a sideways glance and a smile are enough to trigger that little face into motion.

In some cases, the “why” is obvious. In others, it’s a total enigma. Is she defragmenting her hard drive? Is she locking a memory in a little tighter, giving it a shake to ensure it doesn’t leak out of her ears?

That serpentine tongue is occasionally hard to explain, but I find myself wondering about the construction project currently happening behind her eyes. What steps does a baby’s brain take to become the adult brain that has to keep her entertained for the rest of her life?

This quirk isn’t happening in a vacuum. She is zooming through her first year, leaving the adults in a state of perpetual amazement. Our days are filled with a chorus of, “Where did that come from?” and “Did her mom do that?”

Our grandparenting journey will only get more crowded as the family grows. My hope is to catalog these individual quirks while holding onto the memories of what they all share. Perhaps, eventually, we’ll realize they aren’t “quirks” at all—just the universal language of babies being babies. My front-row seat might not be as high-octane as a Saturday at the hockey rink watching our boys, but it keeps me absolutely riveted to the adventure.

The 23-Hour Sunday: A Lesson in Oklahoma Nice

I have lived in Oklahoma for almost a year and a half now, and most days I’m met with a frequent reminder of just how nice people are here. We aren’t just talking “Chick-fil-A” level service; this is something deeper. As a Midwesterner by way of Texas, my critical thinking usually searches for the catch—but in Oklahoma, the “My Pleasure” attitude seems built into the asphalt.

The DFW Gauntlet vs. The OKC Glide

Coming from the northeast side of Fort Worth, I’m used to a certain kind of vehicular combat. To get to DFW Airport, you had to survive a dozen traffic lights, a train crossing, a toll road, and that tangled knot where 820, 121, and 183 all fight for the same patch of dirt. You’d shrug at the chaos and mutter, “What else you got for me, Mr. Highway Engineer?” Up here, the experience is so different that it almost feels unfair.

From our house to the Will Rogers World Airport, we encounter fewer than five traffic lights. In fact, we don’t even see a signal until the terminal is practically in view. This lack of friction invites you to relax. It’s likely why I can’t think of a single roundabout in our part of Oklahoma City; the 4-way stop remains the preferred method for handling the world, one car at a time.

The Great East-West Bottleneck

However, that casual pace is put to the test just north of our house. We live near one of the last major north-south roads before the city peters out, and our local 4-way stop can easily see two dozen cars backed up at once. While the north-south flow is steady, the east-west traffic can become a genuine test of character.

You would think this would breed the “every man for himself” mentality I learned on the Texas tolls. Instead, it seems to build a peculiar kind of patience.

The Two-Fingered Salute

This morning, my wife and I were heading north to church. As we pulled up to that busy 4-way stop, I encountered a driver to my left heading east. While he had no backlog to contend with at this hour, he insisted we go first. He gave me that classic move: the two-fingered wave from the top of the steering wheel. It’s a motion that says, “Get on with it. I can out-wait you.”

I took him up on the offer. Why delay our arrival at church, even by a few seconds, when someone is determined to be more patient than you?

A Deficit of Time, A Surplus of Grace

What made this act of kindness truly remarkable was the timing. This was the first day of Daylight Saving Time—the annual 23-hour day that serves as the bane of most people’s existence.

On a day where every human being in the Central Time Zone is starting with a sixty-minute deficit, this man chose to use up a few more of his precious seconds just to put himself at a further disadvantage. “Out-nicing” another driver is one thing on a standard Sunday, but when you see it happen during the exhaustion of a 23-hour day, you know you’ve found something special.

You must be in Oklahoma.

The Grocery Store Socialite (or: Life Outside the Crib)

Yesterday, I lived the dream: a day where I wasn’t the primary grandparent. I wasn’t exactly “off the clock,” but I wasn’t fully “on” either. After attempting a morning hug from my grandchild—who is currently in a “what can I destroy next?” phase—I set out on my mission.

My goal was simple: complete the tasks that are nearly impossible when you’re tethered to a baby who demands naps in a stationary crib rather than a moving car seat. The list was short: test the hot tub water and grab a few groceries.

The Schedule vs. The Social

I had a tight window. The pool store didn’t open until 10:00, and I had to be back by 11:30 so “The Substitute” (Grandma) could get to the rec center to swim her laps.

I walked into the pool store feeling confident. I’d recently drained and refilled the tub, so I expected the chemicals to be perfectly in range. With my ego intact, I turned my attention to the attendant. She looked familiar, but the math wasn’t mathing.

“Did you color your hair recently?” I asked.
“Yes,” she replied, “I’m doing some revamping.”
“Aha,” I said, “You looked familiar, but it wasn’t quite fitting together. Good luck with the revamp!”

One interaction down. Quota started.

The Walmart Odyssey

Next stop: Walmart. My grocery list was a digital patchwork cobbled together over several days of “nap-rule” captivity. I wandered the aisles like a tourist, visiting the back, the front, then the middle, taking several unintentional detours along the way.

When it came time to check out, the self-checkout lanes were packed. I opted for an “old-fashioned” lane—the kind where a human being is responsible for knowing the produce codes so I don’t have to.

Since it’s March in Oklahoma, conversation naturally turned to the local religion: Tornado Season. We talked about how our weathermen are a bit… intense. They love to preempt every TV show to tell you, “If you are in the path, for gosh sakes, get in your safe place!”

The cashier weighed in with the classic Okie philosophy: “Don’t worry about the weather until you need to worry about the weather. The drama is for the ratings.”

The Technical Difficulty

Then came the payment. I use a Venmo debit card that has developed a stubborn personality. It refuses to function unless I physically bend the card and lean it into the sensor at a precise angle. It’s a ritual, not a transaction. On the second attempt, the sensor accepted my sacrifice, and I was cleared for exit.

The cashier had bagged my items with a very specific logic: if I had two of something, they shared a bag. Everything else got its own solo apartment. As I looked at the sea of plastic in my cart, I thought, Yep, that’s a lot of groceries.

I headed for the door, receipt held out like a peace offering for the “Klepto-Gestapo” greeters. The coast was clear. I sailed out.

The Parking Lot Pursuit

I was halfway across the asphalt, trying to remember which row I’d parked in, when I heard yelling behind me. I ignored it at first—until I was “assaulted” by a Walmart employee providing their “famous” parking lot delivery service. (Translation: If you leave half your stuff at the register and we catch you before you hit the main road, we might try to bring it to you.)

I sheepishly thanked him while he tried to catch his breath.

The Verdict

I know what you’re thinking: I need to do a better job of keeping track of my groceries. To do that, I’d have to stop having so many conversations. I’d have to stop asking about hair color or debating weather ratings.

But do I actually want that? Probably not.

I can live without the occasional bag of discounted garlic bread or the raspberries for my yogurt. But I can’t live without the connection. I’ll be back to “talking” to the baby shortly, and since she mostly just wants to destroy things, I had to get my talking quota out while I could.

The 25-Cent Dividend: A Hockey Billet Dad’s Survival Guide

I wrote this post a few months ago, but as time goes by, it feels almost like yesterday.

With the house filling up with hockey players—all three arrived yesterday—my life has officially relocated to the grocery store. My brain is currently a constant loop of logistical questions:

  • Do I have enough snacks for the kid with the tree nut allergy?
  • Does anyone here survive solely on chocolate milk?
  • Does tortellini count as a “high-performance fuel,” or are we strictly a spaghetti operation?

Between the uncertainty and the sheer volume of food required to fuel teenage athletes, I’ve hit Aldi, Sam’s, Winco, and Costco a combined five times this week. The frequency usually drops once the season gets going and I learn their eating patterns, but for now, I am a professional errand runner.

The Aldi Encounter

My first stop at Aldi this week offered a rare chance to be a decent human being. As I was walking out with my non-bagged groceries (I refuse to pay for bags—it’s the principle of the thing), I saw an older lady parked in a handicapped spot. She was visibly struggling to get out of her car; it was clear she needed something to bear her weight before she could even make it to the cart corral.

As I popped my trunk, I called out, “Just hold on! I’ll bring you my cart as soon as I get it unloaded.”

She looked at me, worried, and replied, “But I don’t have a quarter.”

(Ah, the Aldi quarter—the “annoying” way they force us to return our carts. I get that it saves them from paying someone to chase rogue carts in the parking lot, but I don’t have to like it.)

“Not a problem,” I told her. “Just give me a second to clear this out.”

I backed the cart toward her, handle-first. As she grabbed hold, she sighed, “It is terrible to get old.”

Knowing the truth in that, I just smiled and said, “I’m hoping my kids are there for me when I get there.”

The Payback

Zoom ahead to today.

I walked up to the store, quarter gripped in my hand and ready to claim my cart, only to find one already “checked out.” The previous shopper had left their quarter in the lock.

Now, I could have overanalyzed it, but I chose to take it as a sign. It felt like the carts had orchestrated a small tip for my “General Expenses” fund. I took that shiny coin as a little wink from above—as if God was saying, “I saw what you did the other day. You have your moments!”

If only I could get a few more of those moments… I have a feeling I’m going to need a lot more quarters to get through this hockey season.

The Two‑Tub Manifesto: Ice Cream Logistics & Ethics

In our house, ice cream isn’t dessert — it’s infrastructure, and I’m the one managing it. The kids and the hockey boys treat it like a competitive sport, my wife and I have slowed to a gentleman’s pace, and somehow I’ve ended up as the guy responsible for keeping everyone’s emotional stability frozen at 0°F.

We are a Blue Bell household. People can make their Braum’s arguments, and that’s fine — for road milkshakes. But if it’s living in my freezer, it’s the Little Creamery in Brenham or nothing. Standards matter.

The System

To keep the peace, we run a strict Two‑Active‑Tubs policy. Two flavors in play, two waiting in the wings, and no one gets to freelance. Active tubs must be mainstream — Cookie Dough, Cookies & Cream, the classics that won’t start a family meeting.

Introduce fruit, nuts, or a limited edition with a personality? The whole system collapses. Suddenly, we’re a four‑tub household. The boys are “just sampling.” I’m standing in front of the freezer like an overwhelmed air‑traffic controller.

We also aren’t above strategic bribery. Warm brownies are the standard lure for the “I’m not having dessert” crowd. But even we have lines: you don’t pair a brownie with Banana Pudding ice cream. That’s chaos disguised as whimsy.

The Hardware & The Heat

We’ve retired the traditional rounded scoop. Whether it’s Blue Bell’s density or our freezer’s commitment to cryogenics, the scoop just bends in protest. We are an Ice Cream Spade family now. I didn’t choose this identity; physics assigned it to me.

But even the spade has limits. A brand‑new, deep‑frozen half-gallon is basically a dairy glacier. Is it ethical to give the tub a three‑second microwave warm‑up just to break the surface tension? I’m not taking a position. I’m just saying philosophers have written entire books about less.

The Moral Dilemma

The real test of character happens at the sink. When you’re the only one getting a bowl, you face two paths:

  • The Saboteur – he assumes no one else wants any and drops the spade straight into the bottom of a dirty sink like a barbarian.
  • The Citizen – he rinses the spade with hot water and sets it in the dish rack for the next person, because we all have to live here.

Will I revoke ice cream privileges from the Saboteurs? No. But will I sigh loudly enough for them to hear from the living room? Absolutely. Better them than my wife.

The Death of My Digital Unicorn

This is a further explanation of one of the titles included on my “semi-retired” business card. (Crypto Yield Farmer)

I have another blog dedicated to the seedier parts of my existence, but this particular facet of my personality requires a formal explanation.

Before you read any further, please remember: I attend church regularly. I am a responsible citizen. We pay our taxes, we give to charity, and we even host hockey boys during their junior season. My daughter still lets me babysit my granddaughter, which is the highest character reference I can offer.

I say all of that to soften the blow of my darkest secret: I bought—and still hold—cryptocurrency.

The Oklahoma Learning Curve

If you’re still reading, it’s likely out of pity. This “investment” has caused me more stress than almost anything else in my life. I thought moving to Oklahoma was a challenge, especially learning the local terminology. In the Midwest, you have a “basement” to hide in when the sky turns green. In Oklahoma, we don’t have that luxury; we have “storm shelters,” which are essentially just holes in the ground where you go to think about your life choices while the wind howls.

But even a spring tornado season is less volatile than my portfolio. To put it bluntly: The crypto hurt my feelings.

The Rebound Relationship

This wasn’t even my first digital heartbreak. My foray into crypto was actually a “rebound” relationship. I had been “dating” an algorithmic trading bot—a passive investment strategy that was supposed to make money while I slept. Instead, it just gave me insomnia.

When the bot turned toxic, I thought I’d get smart. I told myself, “I’ll do this crypto thing the right way.” I even tried to hedge my bets, telling myself that as long as one stayed up while the other was down, I’d have something to cheer about.

Then, they both took a synchronized dive into the abyss. That was the moment I realized that semi-passive, “out-there” investment strategies are not my spiritual gift.

The Cost of the Unicorn

With us both being so close to “official” retirement age, I’ve realized the crypto game is better reserved for people who still have something to prove. I’m just a guy who turned a hobby into a sophisticated way to lose money.

My wife, bless her, has been through 35+ years of my “bright ideas.” She knows I bought a couple of unicorns. She also knows the unicorn is life-support, and the veterinary bill isn’t going to be cheap. Yet, she still chooses to focus on my good decisions. Her inability to remember a movie plot for more than a week serves us well here; she looks at the red charts and seems to think, “I remember you mentioning something about that… as long as the financial advisor isn’t screaming, don’t worry about it.”

Choosing the Right Legacy

In the end, this isn’t really a story about blockchain; it’s a story about destiny. I wasn’t meant to be a digital tycoon. I was meant to be the grandpa who majors in family, not finances.

The potential gain of a “moon shot” isn’t worth the stress it subtracts from my Sunday afternoons. I will choose my grandkids over my Coinbase account every single time.

That said, if I ever get my hands on a time machine, I’m going back three years to find my younger self. And right before he pulls money out of our sensible, boring financial advisor’s account to buy a digital coin, I’m going to smack him. Really, really hard.

Mostly Harmless: A Defense of the Kind-Hearted Annoyance

This is a further explanation of one of the titles included on my “semi-retired” business card. (Reminder Wrangler)

My wife has a habit of looking at me and saying, “Can you remind me to call so-and-so tomorrow?” or “I have a doctor’s appointment; don’t let me forget.”

She seems to believe I have a dedicated “Spouse Schedule” processor running in the background of my brain at all times. In her mind, she’s delegating a task. In my mind, she has just hit “Install” on a piece of high-persistence malware.

Being a human reminder is a high-stakes game. It comes with two distinct curses: the crushing dread of forgetting, and the social suicide of over-reminding.

The “Nag” Sacrifice

Admittedly, smartphones have chipped away at my market share. But even in a world of haptic feedback, I still find ways to offer my “invaluable” services. As I’ve grown older, I’ve become so committed to the role that I have officially slipped into the “nag” category.

I am a human pop-up ad. I am the “Update Required” notification that you can’t swipe away. I have willingly tanked my reputation, descending into that murky social basement occupied by influencers and other bottom-dwellers of the untrustworthy food chain.

Why do I make this sacrifice? Because when she says “Remind me,” it is a binding contract. That initial charge supersedes any later, frustrated comments like, “Okay, you can stop reminding me now!” I bought in until the objective was completed, honey. I’m a shareholder in this phone call now. Why can’t you stay as committed as I am?

The Glory of the Checkbox

I understand she has a full-time job and “life distractions” that are several priority levels above our current joint focus. But for me, the task stays on my mental dashboard until the very last second.

I can’t take it off the list until I look at her and start to open my mouth. Usually, before a single syllable escapes, she snaps: “It’s done. Okay?”

Victory. With that comment, I get to check two boxes. First, the “self-tickler” part of my brain finally stops itching. Second, and more importantly, I go to Google Tasks and watch my “Completed” count climb from 627 to 628. For a semi-retired grandpa, that is a statistical triumph worth celebrating.

Bring Back the Nag

My life isn’t overly complicated, and I like it that way. It’s these small, irritating transactions that give me value.

While your phone may give you a reminder from the cold obscurity of a pocket, you should consider bringing a kind-hearted nag back into your life. We are mostly harmless, we take your chores more seriously than you do, and we only want the best for you—mostly so we can finally stop thinking about your dentist appointment and move on with our lives.

The “Get-To” vs. The “Have-To”

I’m currently coming off a 60-day streak from my other blog, and I’m protective of that momentum. With “Grandpa’s Daycare” eating up about 30 hours of my week, I never truly know which day will be the one where the wheels fall off. My goal for this past weekend was simple: bank a three-day buffer of posts so I could breathe.

I missed that goal by 100%.

It started Saturday at 4:30 AM with an airport run for my wife. Here’s what 4:30 AM looks like: three cars on the road, darkness that makes 7:30 AM look like high noon, and a version of me with zero sarcasm loaded. I’m a sarcastic person by nature — it’s basically my factory setting — but apparently it doesn’t boot up until after sunrise. My wit didn’t come back online until I was halfway home, alone, with no one to appreciate it.

That low-grade exhaustion shadowed me the rest of the day. My son and his fiancée came over for quality baby time, and my job quietly shifted. My future DIL is anxious to start her own family, so when she’s in the room, my grandpa instincts take a back seat. My real role became reading the baby’s cues and redirecting — making sure the DIL banked every possible minute of the Ellie experience she craved. I’m not just watching my grandkid grow. I’m watching my future family grow.

I wasn’t exactly winning “Host of the Year,” but the baby stayed alive, so I’ll call it a win.

Then came Sunday. And the Eggplant Experiment.

My son wanted to make Eggplant Parmesan, which — fine. Noble ambition. The problem was his vision was… limited. One small eggplant will not feed a crowd. Bread it, fry it, done. No sauce. No provolone. No oven time. Now, most of his cooking lives in the Instant Pot or air fryer, clean and contained. Hand him a pan and grease, and you’ve introduced variables: splatter, smoke, and a look on his face that says he’s improvising in real time. Sensing a nutritional void and a quiet anti-eggplant contingency in the house, I scrambled. I resurrected some chicken parm from Thursday night, prayed I could add enough juiciness to make the “recycle” respectable. By then, the endless volley of “Where is the…?” and “How do I…?” questions had made any hope of retreating to my den to bank those blog posts evaporate.

Dinner blurred for me. After the dishes were cleared, my reward for the day was another airport run to pick up my wife. I felt a little guilty about leaving the house mid-activity, told the kids so, and then spent the drive enjoying fifteen minutes without anyone asking me where anything was. Getting her home before 8:30 PM is a world better than an 11:00 PM pickup. Some wins are quiet.

Later, sitting with zero banked posts and approximately zero relaxation, I chewed on that question from my future DIL — something rooted in our faith, about whether certain things we’re called to do feel more like obligation than privilege. “Do you get it?” The contrast she was drawing: some things in the Christian life aren’t always fun, but with the right mindset, you get to participate in something most people don’t even realize is available to them.

As I thought about this question, I reviewed my weekend. Do I get it?

Yes. I get a life so full of stories I don’t have time to write them all. I get to be a dad and a granddad multiple times a day. I get to cook for people I love — and not every time I do, do I feel grateful, I’ll be honest. But if I have to cook anyway, I might as well frame it as a “get to” rather than a “have to.” The food tastes the same either way. The choice is just which version of yourself shows up at the table.

When you’re exhausted, it can all feel like a “have-to.” But it’s a “get-to” that most people would pay a premium for.