A wise friend read over my blog and came up with the following list of job titles I might claim. Not all of them are great, but some were just TOO good!

Family & Relationships

• Chief Offspring Wrangler
• Grandparent Emeritus, Bedtime Negotiations Division
• Director of Family Traditions & Rituals
• Remote Hug Distribution Specialist
• Combo Platter Communications Officer (Text/Call Hybrid)
• Spousal Support Humorist
• Father’s Day Festivity Engineer

Humor & Storytelling

• Senior Anecdote Curator
• Domestic Comedy Correspondent
• Dad Reflexes Hall-of-Famer (Double-Fly Clap Division)
• Everyday Mishap Spin Doctor
• Aging Humor Strategist

DIY & Practical Skills

• Outdoor Furniture Assembly Survivor
• Allen Wrench Adversary
• Project Persistence Consultant
• Home Improvement Nap Supervisor

Community & Faith

• Men’s Choir Lip-Sync Enthusiast
• Community Experience Embracer
• Group Support Specialist (Unorthodox Posture Unit)

Culinary & Entertaining

• Backyard Grill Commander
• Family Meal Logistics Coordinator
• Exploding Kittens Game Night Referee

Life Wisdom & Aging

• Aging Gracefully Spokesperson
• Minor Setback Resilience Coach
• Family Tradition Evolution Analyst
• Stage-of-Life Maximization Advocate

Parenting & Grandparenting

• Modern Communication Translator (Text-to-Call)
• Grandkid Bedtime Negotiator
• Battle of Wills Participant (Grandchild Division)

Personal Qualities

• Reflex Response Specialist (Double-Fly Division)
• Setback Recovery Expert
• Self-Deprecation Officer
• Small Victory Appreciation Chair

Writing & Creativity

• Blogosphere Humorist
• Family Chronicle Archivist
• Nostalgia & Insight Fusionist
• Everyday Story Documentation Officer

Forward-Looking & Traditions

• Tradition Innovation Agent
• Grandchild Expansion Planner
• Family Event Solutions Architect

Additional Suggestions

• Literary Influence Curator
• Family Vacation Memory Archivist
• Semi-Retirement Wisdom Distributor
• Volunteerism Enthusiast
• Hobby Exploration Consultant
• Tech-Enhanced Family Connector
• Personal Motto Developer
• Dad Hack Inventor
• Secret Recipe Guardian
• Pet Experience Storyteller
• Challenge Overcomer-in-Chief
• Distant Family Connectivity Officer
• Legacy Planning Visionary

Bonus:

• Fly Exterminator (Retired, but always on call)