For those who rely on their Christmas gifts of socks and underwear to ignore the obvious need to replenish these items immediately, this tune is for you:

(Verse 1)
To the tune of jingle bells, hear my dryer spin,
Losing socks every day, where do I begin?
Through the laundry maze, we go, searching high and low,
But what’s lost is never found, into the void they go!

(Chorus)
Oh, socks and undies, they’re a treat,
The best Christmas gifts that are oh-so-neat!
Socks with stripes and undies so grand,
The unsung heroes, isn’t it grand?

(Verse 2)
Last year’s pairs are tired, they’ve really lost their flair,
Holes in toes, faded rows, elastic’s beyond repair.
But then comes Christmas morn, with gifts in shiny bows,
New socks and underwear, watch my face just glow!

(Chorus)
Oh, socks and undies, they’re a treat,
The best Christmas gifts that are oh-so-neat!
Socks with polka dots and undies with lace,
Put a big, warm smile on my chilly face!

(Bridge)
In every drawer and closet, they patiently await,
For their moment of glory, oh, they just can’t wait.
From cotton to wool, and every blend in between,
These are the unsung heroes, if you know what I mean!

(Verse 3)
So here’s a toast to the socks and undies we hold dear,
May they last through the year, bringing comfort and cheer.
Next Christmas when we meet, I hope to find once more,
A bundle of joy, from the store, that I absolutely adore!

(Final Chorus)
Oh, socks and undies, they’re a joy,
Far better than any other toy!
Here’s to the gifts that keep our toes and tushies snug,
Socks and undies, give them a hug!

(Outro)
So let’s celebrate these gifts, so simple yet so fine,
For socks and underwear truly make Christmas shine!
Merry comfort to all, and to all a good-night,
May your feet and your seat stay cozy and bright!